And adventurous Sherry has told me about this too.
The skating rink in Maryville has a “Cheap Skate” night. 7-9:30pm on Tuesdays–looks like $3 admission, $2 skate rental.
A girl can dream.
Most of my friends are Wal-Mart haters. And when they’re all I hate Wal-Mart, I try to keep a low profile and back away slowly, because I’ve harbored this secret for years, which is that I actually like Wal-Mart. At least, I like my Wal-Mart. My Wal-Mart is the one in Sevierville, TN. It’s gotta be like the busiest Wal-Mart in the world. Basically everyone who wants to visit The Great Smoky Mountains National Park is first funneled into this particular Wal-Mart. And they’re all just so happy to be here, and they’re all, like, lost, which is funny to me, and it’s just a really great experience, being around all the happy, lost tourists. And I don’t know any of them, ever. Ever, ever. So I don’t ever have to have conversations. With as many people as there are in that building at any given time, going to that Wal-Mart is like insurance against social interaction. Which is my kind of insurance.
And also I buy a lot of workout clothing there. Continue reading